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[darchildre]

Dear reproductive system,

I thought we had an arrangement. You don't start the cramps till the second day of the period, so that I have time to locate my ibuprofen and start carrying it with me, and I don't have you surgically removed. You are not holding up your end of the bargain.

May I remind you that I do not need you now and, being asexual and not a person who wants children in any way, am incredibly unlikely to need you at any point in the future? Start shaping up, buddy.

No love,
Me

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[scribbled_lore]

While I'm sorry that your cramps apparently started ahead of schedule I have to admit that I did snort in laughter because of this post. I just thought I'd let you know.