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Aug. 5th, 2010 04:32 pm
darchildre: avon, thinking about how he's going to kill everyone. text: "quietly plotting your demise" (avon hates all of you)
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Dear reproductive system,

I thought we had an arrangement. You don't start the cramps till the second day of the period, so that I have time to locate my ibuprofen and start carrying it with me, and I don't have you surgically removed. You are not holding up your end of the bargain.

May I remind you that I do not need you now and, being asexual and not a person who wants children in any way, am incredibly unlikely to need you at any point in the future? Start shaping up, buddy.

No love,
Me
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