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Jun. 6th, 2021 01:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
darchildreMe: Okay, I need a monster for one of my solo rpgs and I want a sort of scary bug thing but not a spider because that's boring.
Me: What if it's a mole cricket? Like, a swarm of giant mole crickets. That sound terrifying.
Me: I realize that, in reality, mole crickets are herbivorous but giant monster mole crickets aren't, obviously.
Me: ...can mole crickets fly? ::frantically googles::
Me: I have just created the worst possible thing. I have succeeded in freaking myself out, great job everybody!
Me: What if it's a mole cricket? Like, a swarm of giant mole crickets. That sound terrifying.
Me: I realize that, in reality, mole crickets are herbivorous but giant monster mole crickets aren't, obviously.
Me: ...can mole crickets fly? ::frantically googles::
Me: I have just created the worst possible thing. I have succeeded in freaking myself out, great job everybody!
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Date: 2021-06-07 12:14 am (UTC)*backs away quickly*