(no subject)

Dear sir,

Interrupting my explanation of how to use the print release station by asking me how to use the print release station is not actually going to help you learn how to use the print release station. We're both just going to be frustrated.

Maybe you could just stop talking for a moment and listen to me telling you the thing that you apparently really want to know.

(no subject)

Dear sir,

No, I'm sorry, the library computers do not have the kind of security features that would keep untrustworthy websites from stealing your social security number. We have the kind of security features that (ideally) prevent other patrons from stealing your social security number but on the wilds of the internet, I'm afraid that you're on your own.