darchildre: rebis in a purple trenchcoat, looking enigmatic (rebis says:)
[personal profile] darchildre
I came into the library this morning to find a chocolate cake on our breakroom table. I had to turn the alarm off and turn the lights on, so I was clearly the first person in today. Therefore, I assumed that the cake had been left by the people who worked on Saturday.

When my coworker arrived, who had worked on Saturday, she said that the cake had not been there when she closed.

There's a note on the box the cake is in, inviting us to help ourselves. None of us recognize the handwriting. The box has clearly been opened previously, but the cake inside does not appear to have been touched in any way.

It looks like a really good cake but none of us have so much as opened it yet because it is Mystery Cake and thus not to be trusted.

Date: 2019-04-02 03:12 am (UTC)
james: (Default)
From: [personal profile] james
Demons lure souls with cake now? Hmmmmm.

Date: 2019-04-02 09:41 am (UTC)
schneefink: River walking among trees, from "Safe" (Default)
From: [personal profile] schneefink
Chocolate cake too untrustworthy to eat is mean :(

Date: 2019-04-02 01:18 pm (UTC)
willidan: (Default)
From: [personal profile] willidan
We need an update. What happened with the cake?

Date: 2019-04-02 03:12 pm (UTC)
kendiefox: photo of red fox in grass stretching front legs out (Default)
From: [personal profile] kendiefox
Eating the fairy cake is how they get you.

Date: 2019-04-02 03:36 pm (UTC)
frenchroast: (therefore aliens)
From: [personal profile] frenchroast
That's what I was coming here to say.

Date: 2019-04-02 05:29 pm (UTC)
kendiefox: photo of red fox in grass stretching front legs out (Default)
From: [personal profile] kendiefox
Because you are wise in the ways of fairies and elves. :)

Date: 2019-04-02 07:07 pm (UTC)
toft: graphic design for the moon europa (Default)
From: [personal profile] toft
How alarming.

Date: 2019-04-02 09:38 pm (UTC)
corvidology: Ophelia and goldfish ([EMO] TECH FEAR)
From: [personal profile] corvidology
Cake OR Death, your choice...

Date: 2019-04-03 12:51 pm (UTC)
sfred: Fred wearing a hat in front of a trans flag (Default)
From: [personal profile] sfred
!!!

Date: 2019-04-04 04:14 am (UTC)
raveninthewind: I have one of these spoons. (Death Spoon)
From: [personal profile] raveninthewind
It's a sad world when you can't trust chocolate cake.

But better safe than sorry....

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