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And then, a patron tried to give me a hat. A grey fedora, in fact. Apparently, because he thought it would go well with what I'm wearing.

Sir, I don't know you. I don't even know your name and the only reason you know mine is because I have to wear a nametag when I'm working*. I know nothing about you, you know nothing about me, I do not want your hat.

I'm sure you thought you were being nice but really, don't offer people slightly odd things unsolicited. It's weird.




*And that right there is why I hate wearing a nametag.