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Today has been non-stop computer questions on the level of "Why does typing 'yahoo' into the library catalog search not take me to my email?" and "Why does hitting the log out button keep logging me out?" Also, there is a teenager wandering around the library with no shoes, which is not technically against the rules but does annoy me tremendously.

Sometimes, I have incredibly detailed fantasies about how nice my life would be if I owned a giant robot dinosaur.