darchildre: herbert is breaking his pencils because you are so dumb.  text:  "you said *what* now?" (herbert is smarter than you)
Renfield ([personal profile] darchildre) wrote2014-10-10 02:26 pm
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Things the library-going public asks in all seriousness:

"So, I have a book checked out that's due on October 16th, but I'm going to Pittsburgh in three days and won't be back till after Christmas. Can I renew it so it won't be due till then? I really want to read this book."

...

No.

I'm pretty sure they have libraries in Pittsburgh, though. You might try getting a temporary card with one of them.
silveradept: A kodama with a trombone. The trombone is playing music, even though it is held in a rest position (Default)

[personal profile] silveradept 2014-10-11 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously. We can bend a little bit, but not that much.