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[darchildre]

Okay, see the thing is that when you come in to make a new card and I go through the whole process till the end where I hit the "Check for Duplicates" button and then, y'know, a duplicate name comes up with the same street address and phone number and birthdate and email address and $219 in fines, I am pretty much not going to believe you when you tell me that it's not your card and you've never had a card before.

I'm just sayin'.