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Dear library patrons:

- Please do not slide things into the bookdrop inside dirty ripped paper bags.

- Especially do not do this if they are donated books from your own collection.

- Especially if they are donated books from your own collection that turn out to be how-to sex guides.

- Especially if they have any kind of stain on them.

Your book is going in the trash, you should have put it there yourself, and I am going to wash my hand several times.