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Whenever someone at one of our library branches has to write an incident report, it then gets emailed out to all of the staff at all of the branches.

Which means that today, everyone got to read an incident report which described a man as, "He usually is about 6' tall, cream colored skin, [etc]"

He's "usually" six feet tall? Does that change? Because I feel like I need more details about that.

Cream colored skin? This isn't bad fanfiction, fellow library employee - you really can just say he's white.

This incident report is basically the best thing I've read in days.

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The trouble with Friends at the Table is that it is occasionally very very funny but I'm not at all sure that it's funny out of context and it's a lot to ask for people to listen to a lot of podcast just to listen to one funny bit.

But! I just hit a very funny part while trying to eat dinner (which did not work because I was laughing too hard) and so I am going to link you to an audio clip of it anyway.

Please enjoy this description of something that is in no way like a jar of bees.