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Dear Dude who comes to the library to place holds on dvds everyday and can never remember titles,

It is a good thing for you that I'm good at remembering the things you've checked out before because otherwise, and also that I really like The Jungle Book, because otherwise you would actually have gotten the movie of Rikki-tikki-tavi instead of Kon-tiki and you would not have been happy.

"Wait, are we talking about a mongoose or a raft?" is not a sentence I anticipated saying today.