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Dear Friends,

I checked this book in this morning. I currently have it behind the desk and am considering checking it out.

Tell me not to do that. Because it is almost inevitably going to be dreadful. You guys, it is called Dracula in Love. And, okay, I will admit that that title kinda makes me laugh uproariously, but that is really not a good reason to read a book.

Curse my inability to not read terrible published Dracula fic.

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Oh! Oh! One of our patrons has a new kitten and has brought it to the library and I made a pretty embarrassing high-pitched squeaky noise when he walked in. And I got to scritch the kitten under the chin and man, it is really hard not to club the owner over the head, steal the kitten, and run away.

I am not going to steal the kitten. That would be wrong and having a cat is currently impractical and stealing other people's kittens makes them sad. Stealing the kitten is not a good plan.

It's incredibly tempting though.