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[darchildre]

First patron of the day had a fifty cent fine - she forgot to return her books yesterday, as she was attending the post-Superbowl parade in Seattle.

"You should waive the fines, though, because I was celebrating the Seahawks!"

Ma'am, that is not how the library works.

Comments

[toft]

Ha! Nice try, kid.

[silveradept]

Ah, no, it doesn't work that way, and you really should have dropped them off with us before you went to the parade. Fifty cents, please.