Actually, I would like to be able to have that warning label attached. I have the basics of the story, I think... frost giants steal the hammer, Thor wants to go SMASH, Loki convinces him to go in as a bride for one of the frost giant bigwigs, Thor gets dressed up, the gods all wolf-whistle and make catcalls about the attractive man, the frost giants wolf-whistle and make catcalls about the attractive women, Thor demands the hammer as the bride present, there's a wedding, and then...

THOR SMASH.

Loki busts a gut, totally "LMFAO, d00d", and everyone heads back to Asgard.

I think that's it, anyway.

As for warning labels, my biggest one is "Knows many things that he should have no reason knowing, because he read it or heard it from someone."